I googled Poop

Fact: SAFE HAVEN: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. (Not referenced by Wikipedia or Webster's)

So to Deuce or not to deuce. That is the question. Everyone of us in our lifetimes has been in the awkward situation of having to "drop it like it's hot" in a toilet where others might as well be sitting next to us. Now, if one has to drop a "Bum Brownie" in a situation where there is only these two options. Shit pants or use thatparticular toilet, well we all know what the answer is. Shitting your pants is never fun**. HOWEVER, never should a man (or woman as I'm finding out is more common) use this toilet for a "recreational" brown dragon. If your body allots you the amount of time necessary to find the "safe haven" to lay a "misfart" then you skedaddle your ass over there. No one and I mean no one wants to be wallowing in your product. This especially goes for a situation where food might come into play. In this occasion I gotta say I lean towards that person shitting their pants. So the next time you decide to " back the big brown caddy out the garage" have a little courtesy for your fellow man or woman. "Colon cannonballs" while eternally funny, in real life situations, ya not so much.

**Shitting pants while not fun for you if it's your mess. HILARIOUS if it's someone else's.

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I googled Poop

Fact: SAFE HAVEN: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. (Not referenced by Wikipedia or Webster's)

So to Deuce or not to deuce. That is the question. Everyone of us in our lifetimes has been in the awkward situation of having to "drop it like it's hot" in a toilet where others might as well be sitting next to us. Now, if one has to drop a "Bum Brownie" in a situation where there is only these two options. Shit pants or use thatparticular toilet, well we all know what the answer is. Shitting your pants is never fun**. HOWEVER, never should a man (or woman as I'm finding out is more common) use this toilet for a "recreational" brown dragon. If your body allots you the amount of time necessary to find the "safe haven" to lay a "misfart" then you skedaddle your ass over there. No one and I mean no one wants to be wallowing in your product. This especially goes for a situation where food might come into play. In this occasion I gotta say I lean towards that person shitting their pants. So the next time you decide to " back the big brown caddy out the garage" have a little courtesy for your fellow man or woman. "Colon cannonballs" while eternally funny, in real life situations, ya not so much.

**Shitting pants while not fun for you if it's your mess. HILARIOUS if it's someone else's.

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Mikey Love

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NFLBlitz.com 2009 Mock First Round Draft

The always great NFLBlitz.com put out it's revised first round mock draft. I think it is alot more accurate of what you will see come draft day than Mel Kiper's take on the draft. They see Dirty Sanchez dropping to the Jets at 17th. Its pretty good-

And because I dont' want to alienate all of my viewers, here's a shot of smoking hot Holly Weber, doing her best to look all Nudgette-ish.

NFLdraftblitz.com 2009 Mock First Round- Click Here

First Round:

1. Detroit Lions - *Matthew Stafford (QB) Georgia
- The debate will rage on until the draft as to whether the Lions should go QB or OT. And if they go QB…Stafford or Sanchez? In my opinion, they have to go QB. Andre Smith is more of a RT and you don’t take a RT number one when a franchise QB is staring you in the face. With Stafford’s physical gifts, he has tools to be great and he’ll immediately have one of the better arms in the NFL. Match that with Calvin Johnson’s deep skills and you have deadly combination. He may have to sit for part, or all, of 2009. But, what’s the rush when you’ve been this bad, this long?

2. St. Louis Rams - *Andre Smith (OT) Alabama
- I’ll refrain from going on and on about my disdain for Marc Bulger (I’ve done that enough). Andre Smith will be an upgrade at any spot on the offensive line, except LT, where Orlando Pace is rarely healthy anymore. Smith’s run blocking skills are elite and he has the feet to develop into a solid pass blocker on the right side. I don’t think he’d ever evolve into an elite LT in the NFL, but he’ll make this offense instantly better at RT.

3. Kansas City Chiefs - Brian Orakpo (DE) Texas
- The Chiefs were the worst pass rushing team in the NFL in 2008. They finished with 10 sacks on the year. That’s equal to or less than 12 individual players in 2008. And of that twelve, former Chief Jared Allen is included. Orakpo is a very disruptive player with a nonstop motor. He would allow Tamba Hali to move back to the left end spot that he excelled at earlier in his career.

4. Seattle Seahawks - **Michael Crabtree (WR) Texas Tech
- A trio of Deion Branch, Koren Robinson and Nate Burleson does not exactly scream elite receiving corps. If Jim Mora is going to succeed as the head coach in Seattle, he has to have players who can put points on the board. Michael Crabtree, immediately, would become the best talent on this offense and could help Matt Hasselbeck reach to top of his game again.

5. Cleveland Browns - Aaron Curry (OLB) Wake Forest
- Eric Mangini has been named head coach of the Browns, so we know they’ll be sticking with the 3-4 defense. Linebackers are the backbone of the 3-4 defense. Curry would provide the Browns with a solid, all-around player with the skills to be dominant. Kameron Wimbley should blossom with a talent like Curry on the other side.

6. Cincinnati Bengals - Eugene Monroe (OT) Virginia
- The once solid Bengals’ offensive line is now filled with holes. Levi Jones has battled knee injuries and his play has fallen off terribly and Stacey Andrews will be coming back from a season ending knee injury. Eugene Monroe is a natural left tackle who should be able to play right away. With Carson Palmer coming back from injury as well, the Bengals want to keep him clean.

7. Oakland Raiders - Michael Oher (OT) Mississippi
- The Raiders’ offense showed a lot of what it is capable of doing in the latter part of the season. But, there are still lingering protection issues for JaMarcus Russell. Kwame Harris and the entire offense would benefit from shifting Harris to the RT spot. Oher is a very well rounded LT who has the experience to step in and start right away.

8. Jacksonville Jaguars - Malcolm Jenkins (CB) Ohio State
- Rashean Mathis is a legit cover man. But his effectiveness is canceled out when his counterpart is a major liability. With the pass rushers the Jags drafted in last years draft, a top notch cover man like Jenkins would fit right in. Jenkins is a physically gifted, experienced Corner, who could help this defense get back to elite status.

9. Green Bay Packers - *Everette Brown (DE) Florida State
- The Packers and new defensive coordinator, Dom Capers, will be installing the 3-4 defense in Green Bay. This means that OLBs must be acquired to rush the passer. This could be a good thing…Brown and ILBs AJ Hawk and Nick Barnett are the makings of a talented, young group of linebackers for a 3-4 defense.

10. San Francisco 49ers - **Aaron Maybin (OLB) Penn State
- Manny Lawson has not become the top tier pass rusher the Niners thought they were getting when they drafted him, but he’s solid. Parys Haralson would be better as a backup. Maybin has the potential to be a dangerous edge rusher and could help elevate the game of Lawson in the long run.

11. Buffalo Bills -Brandon Pettigrew (TE) Oklahoma State
- The Bills have to provide QB Trent Edwards with a reliable tight end to maximize his abilities. Robert Royal is not a starting caliber tight end in the NFL and would be better suited as a #2. Pettigrew is every bit the blocker that Royal is, but he has great hands, a big frame and the athleticism to stretch the seam.

12. Denver Broncos - Rey Maualuga (MLB) USC
- The Broncos’ defense, in 2008, was as soft in the middle as any team in the NFL. They also displayed a disturbing passive streak, far too often. Rey Maualuga will provide this defense with physicality, toughness and attitude. He and DJ Williams could be a force in the same linebacker corps.

13. Washington Redskins - Jason Smith (OT) Baylor
- The Skins need to focus on the offensive and defensive lines in the 2009 draft. There’s no better place to start than with Smith. He’s big, agile and ascending. Chris Samuels is getting older and Jon Jansen is probably on his way out. Stephon Heyer has shown flashes but you can’t rely on him consistently. Smith could play on the right side initially and step in for Samuels when he’s out, eventually.

14. New Orleans Saints - *Chris "Beanie" Wells (RB) Ohio State
- Drew Brees had a monstrous year in 2008, but that’s not a formula for consistent winning in the NFL. The Saints have needs on the defensive side of the ball, but Wells fits both need and best player available. Pierre Thomas is a serviceable back but they’ll never get max production out of Reggie Bush without a power running threat.

15. Houston Texans - Michael Johnson (DE) Georgia Tech
- As good as Mario Williams his, he could be unstoppable if he ever gets a competent pass rusher across from him. If Michael Johnson’s potential ever meets his tangible output, he and Mario Williams could be the best set of defensive ends in the league. Then, maybe, this team can start winning games before they’re out of the playoff race.

16. San Diego Chargers - **Knowshon Moreno (RB) Georgia
- Whether the Chargers decide to keep L.T. in the fold or not, they’ll at least need a compliment (and eventual replacement) for him. Darren Sproles will likely be too expensive for the Chargers to keep. Moreno has a similar skill set to Tomlinson and would be a perfect fit here.

17. New York Jets - *Mark Sanchez (QB) USC
- So, it appears to be Sanchez’s turn to wait an eternity with his friends and family at the table on draft day. I’m a big believer that, while this hurts financially and internally, a QB is benefited by going later in the first round to a better team. Sanchez may go a lot higher than this come April, but if he gets past San Francisco at #10, let the sliding commence.

18. Chicago Bears - **Jeremy Maclin (WR) Missouri
- There is no way the Bears’ front office thinks Brandon Lloyd is the #1 receiver this team needs. Until this offense gets a legit weapon on the outside, defenses will pile on, and eventually wear down, Matt Forte. Maclin is dangerous with the ball in his hands and is improving as a route runner.

19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - B.J. Raji (DT) Boston College
- New head coach, Raheem Morris, will love this acquisition. Raji may not be available at 19 in April as his stock continues to rise. But, if he’s there, the Bucs should waste little time snatching him up. If they re-sign Antonio Bryant, it lessens the need for a first round WR dramatically.

20. Detroit Lions - *Vontae Davis (CB) Illinois
- Jim Schwartz would have loved to have Raji fall here and become his version of Albert Haynesworth, but Vontae Davis is not a bad consolation prize. Davis could be the most physically gifted player in the entire draft. He could be a cornerstone to a revamped Lions’ offense in a few years.

21. Philadelphia Eagles - *Eben Britton (OT) Arizona
- After a surprising run, deep in to the playoffs, the Eagles have to prepare for an upheaval at the offensive tackle spots. Tra Thomas and Jon Runyan are old and impending free agents. One or both could be gone. Britton is a fast rising player who shows top level athleticism and could develop into a very good LT.

22. Minnesota Vikings - *Percy Harvin (WR) Florida
- I have to think the Vikes will sign a veteran free agent at QB (Byron Leftwich, Kurt Warner, etc.) this off-season. There is no way they let the window close on a championship level defense with inconsistent quarterback play. Harvin would make plays all over the field for this offense and provide even more running space for Adrian Peterson and Chester Taylor.

23. New England Patriots - *D.J. Moore (CB) Vanderbilt
- It has to be killing Bill Belichick that Deltha O’Neal is a starting cornerback for his defense. O’Neal was jettisoned from the Cincinnati Bengals of all places. DJ Moore is an instant upgrade and, despite his limited height (5-9), plays bigger and more physical than you’d think.

24. Atlanta Falcons - William Moore (S) Missouri
- Lawyer Milloy is 62 years old. And if you saw Anquan Boldin run away from Milloy with a busted hammy, you understand the need for a younger, more athletic strong safety. Moore is a playmaker and has the ability to be a game changer. The Falcons added young playmakers on offense last year, this year they start with the defense.

25. Miami Dolphins - James Laurinaitis (MLB) Ohio State
- We all know Bill Parcells likes linebackers. And we also know he likes them smart and tough. Smart and tough are personified by James Laurinaitis. Channing Crowder is a free agent and Akin Ayodele is not getting any younger. Laurinaitis fits well in South Beach.

26. Baltimore Ravens - *Darrius Heyward-Bey (WR) Maryland
- As much as Joe Flacco’s rookie year reminded me of Ben Roethlisberger’s initial campaign, one thing was different. Big Ben had Plaxico Burress and Hines Ward…Flacco has Derek Mason and Mark Clayton. And that was highlighted in the playoff loss to the Steelers. Heyward-Bey would add size and speed to that receiving corps. And the Ravens would save a ton on moving expenses for the local product.

27. Indianapolis Colts - Tyson Jackson (DE) LSU
- With Ron Meeks’ “resignation”, there appears to be a change in philosophy brewing in Indy. It seems there will be use of bigger, more versatile defensive linemen. Tyson Jackson is just that…big and versatile. He can play the base end as well as line up inside. He has good quickness for a big man and really good size for a quick guy…if that makes sense.

28. Philadelphia Eagles (From Carolina) - **LeSean McCoy (RB) Pittsburgh
- I’m guessing that the thought that his job may be on the line in 2009, Andy Reid makes some changes in his traditional draft strategy. Besides, Correll Buckhalter is an unrestricted free agent and the Eagles would be better served by moving on with the younger, more explosive McCoy. Chris Horwedel, wipe that smile off of your face, young man!!!!!

29. New York Giants - Brian Cushing (OLB) USC
- The Giants pride themselves on defense and being physical. Danny Clark and Chase Blackburn are, surely, prideful. They just are all that physically gifted. Brian Cushing could step in right away and add athleticism and pass rush ability. And with this, the Giants won’t have to shuttle Mathias Kiwanuka back to OLB and further stunt his development.

30. Tennessee Titans - *Jared Cook (TE) South Carolina
- Before all of you start calling me names we can even repeat on Blitz Cast, think for a minute, about what you thought when the Titans selected Chris Johnson late in round one last year. If Jared Cook comes out and posts solid numbers at the combine, his stock could soar similar to Dustin Keller’s did a year ago.

31. Arizona Cardinals - Alex Mack (OC) California
- The Cards’ surprising run to the Super Bowl is great…even for me (a Steelers fan). But there is no doubt that this offensive line could use a few upgrades. Lyle Sendelein is the obvious week link and adding Mack could do wonders for this group. Russ Grimm would love this pick as he is familiar with what a dominant center can do for an offense.

32. Pittsburgh Steelers - Duke Robinson (OG) Oklahoma
- There is no secret that the Steelers’ offensive line needs work now and will need even more after the season. There is a talent overhaul needed badly. Duke Robinson is the perfect player to begin with. He’s big, strong and athletic and should play a big role immediately in the Steel City.

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NFLBlitz.com 2009 Mock First Round Draft

The always great NFLBlitz.com put out it's revised first round mock draft. I think it is alot more accurate of what you will see come draft day than Mel Kiper's take on the draft. They see Dirty Sanchez dropping to the Jets at 17th. Its pretty good-

And because I dont' want to alienate all of my viewers, here's a shot of smoking hot Holly Weber, doing her best to look all Nudgette-ish.

NFLdraftblitz.com 2009 Mock First Round- Click Here

First Round:

1. Detroit Lions - *Matthew Stafford (QB) Georgia
- The debate will rage on until the draft as to whether the Lions should go QB or OT. And if they go QB…Stafford or Sanchez? In my opinion, they have to go QB. Andre Smith is more of a RT and you don’t take a RT number one when a franchise QB is staring you in the face. With Stafford’s physical gifts, he has tools to be great and he’ll immediately have one of the better arms in the NFL. Match that with Calvin Johnson’s deep skills and you have deadly combination. He may have to sit for part, or all, of 2009. But, what’s the rush when you’ve been this bad, this long?

2. St. Louis Rams - *Andre Smith (OT) Alabama
- I’ll refrain from going on and on about my disdain for Marc Bulger (I’ve done that enough). Andre Smith will be an upgrade at any spot on the offensive line, except LT, where Orlando Pace is rarely healthy anymore. Smith’s run blocking skills are elite and he has the feet to develop into a solid pass blocker on the right side. I don’t think he’d ever evolve into an elite LT in the NFL, but he’ll make this offense instantly better at RT.

3. Kansas City Chiefs - Brian Orakpo (DE) Texas
- The Chiefs were the worst pass rushing team in the NFL in 2008. They finished with 10 sacks on the year. That’s equal to or less than 12 individual players in 2008. And of that twelve, former Chief Jared Allen is included. Orakpo is a very disruptive player with a nonstop motor. He would allow Tamba Hali to move back to the left end spot that he excelled at earlier in his career.

4. Seattle Seahawks - **Michael Crabtree (WR) Texas Tech
- A trio of Deion Branch, Koren Robinson and Nate Burleson does not exactly scream elite receiving corps. If Jim Mora is going to succeed as the head coach in Seattle, he has to have players who can put points on the board. Michael Crabtree, immediately, would become the best talent on this offense and could help Matt Hasselbeck reach to top of his game again.

5. Cleveland Browns - Aaron Curry (OLB) Wake Forest
- Eric Mangini has been named head coach of the Browns, so we know they’ll be sticking with the 3-4 defense. Linebackers are the backbone of the 3-4 defense. Curry would provide the Browns with a solid, all-around player with the skills to be dominant. Kameron Wimbley should blossom with a talent like Curry on the other side.

6. Cincinnati Bengals - Eugene Monroe (OT) Virginia
- The once solid Bengals’ offensive line is now filled with holes. Levi Jones has battled knee injuries and his play has fallen off terribly and Stacey Andrews will be coming back from a season ending knee injury. Eugene Monroe is a natural left tackle who should be able to play right away. With Carson Palmer coming back from injury as well, the Bengals want to keep him clean.

7. Oakland Raiders - Michael Oher (OT) Mississippi
- The Raiders’ offense showed a lot of what it is capable of doing in the latter part of the season. But, there are still lingering protection issues for JaMarcus Russell. Kwame Harris and the entire offense would benefit from shifting Harris to the RT spot. Oher is a very well rounded LT who has the experience to step in and start right away.

8. Jacksonville Jaguars - Malcolm Jenkins (CB) Ohio State
- Rashean Mathis is a legit cover man. But his effectiveness is canceled out when his counterpart is a major liability. With the pass rushers the Jags drafted in last years draft, a top notch cover man like Jenkins would fit right in. Jenkins is a physically gifted, experienced Corner, who could help this defense get back to elite status.

9. Green Bay Packers - *Everette Brown (DE) Florida State
- The Packers and new defensive coordinator, Dom Capers, will be installing the 3-4 defense in Green Bay. This means that OLBs must be acquired to rush the passer. This could be a good thing…Brown and ILBs AJ Hawk and Nick Barnett are the makings of a talented, young group of linebackers for a 3-4 defense.

10. San Francisco 49ers - **Aaron Maybin (OLB) Penn State
- Manny Lawson has not become the top tier pass rusher the Niners thought they were getting when they drafted him, but he’s solid. Parys Haralson would be better as a backup. Maybin has the potential to be a dangerous edge rusher and could help elevate the game of Lawson in the long run.

11. Buffalo Bills -Brandon Pettigrew (TE) Oklahoma State
- The Bills have to provide QB Trent Edwards with a reliable tight end to maximize his abilities. Robert Royal is not a starting caliber tight end in the NFL and would be better suited as a #2. Pettigrew is every bit the blocker that Royal is, but he has great hands, a big frame and the athleticism to stretch the seam.

12. Denver Broncos - Rey Maualuga (MLB) USC
- The Broncos’ defense, in 2008, was as soft in the middle as any team in the NFL. They also displayed a disturbing passive streak, far too often. Rey Maualuga will provide this defense with physicality, toughness and attitude. He and DJ Williams could be a force in the same linebacker corps.

13. Washington Redskins - Jason Smith (OT) Baylor
- The Skins need to focus on the offensive and defensive lines in the 2009 draft. There’s no better place to start than with Smith. He’s big, agile and ascending. Chris Samuels is getting older and Jon Jansen is probably on his way out. Stephon Heyer has shown flashes but you can’t rely on him consistently. Smith could play on the right side initially and step in for Samuels when he’s out, eventually.

14. New Orleans Saints - *Chris "Beanie" Wells (RB) Ohio State
- Drew Brees had a monstrous year in 2008, but that’s not a formula for consistent winning in the NFL. The Saints have needs on the defensive side of the ball, but Wells fits both need and best player available. Pierre Thomas is a serviceable back but they’ll never get max production out of Reggie Bush without a power running threat.

15. Houston Texans - Michael Johnson (DE) Georgia Tech
- As good as Mario Williams his, he could be unstoppable if he ever gets a competent pass rusher across from him. If Michael Johnson’s potential ever meets his tangible output, he and Mario Williams could be the best set of defensive ends in the league. Then, maybe, this team can start winning games before they’re out of the playoff race.

16. San Diego Chargers - **Knowshon Moreno (RB) Georgia
- Whether the Chargers decide to keep L.T. in the fold or not, they’ll at least need a compliment (and eventual replacement) for him. Darren Sproles will likely be too expensive for the Chargers to keep. Moreno has a similar skill set to Tomlinson and would be a perfect fit here.

17. New York Jets - *Mark Sanchez (QB) USC
- So, it appears to be Sanchez’s turn to wait an eternity with his friends and family at the table on draft day. I’m a big believer that, while this hurts financially and internally, a QB is benefited by going later in the first round to a better team. Sanchez may go a lot higher than this come April, but if he gets past San Francisco at #10, let the sliding commence.

18. Chicago Bears - **Jeremy Maclin (WR) Missouri
- There is no way the Bears’ front office thinks Brandon Lloyd is the #1 receiver this team needs. Until this offense gets a legit weapon on the outside, defenses will pile on, and eventually wear down, Matt Forte. Maclin is dangerous with the ball in his hands and is improving as a route runner.

19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - B.J. Raji (DT) Boston College
- New head coach, Raheem Morris, will love this acquisition. Raji may not be available at 19 in April as his stock continues to rise. But, if he’s there, the Bucs should waste little time snatching him up. If they re-sign Antonio Bryant, it lessens the need for a first round WR dramatically.

20. Detroit Lions - *Vontae Davis (CB) Illinois
- Jim Schwartz would have loved to have Raji fall here and become his version of Albert Haynesworth, but Vontae Davis is not a bad consolation prize. Davis could be the most physically gifted player in the entire draft. He could be a cornerstone to a revamped Lions’ offense in a few years.

21. Philadelphia Eagles - *Eben Britton (OT) Arizona
- After a surprising run, deep in to the playoffs, the Eagles have to prepare for an upheaval at the offensive tackle spots. Tra Thomas and Jon Runyan are old and impending free agents. One or both could be gone. Britton is a fast rising player who shows top level athleticism and could develop into a very good LT.

22. Minnesota Vikings - *Percy Harvin (WR) Florida
- I have to think the Vikes will sign a veteran free agent at QB (Byron Leftwich, Kurt Warner, etc.) this off-season. There is no way they let the window close on a championship level defense with inconsistent quarterback play. Harvin would make plays all over the field for this offense and provide even more running space for Adrian Peterson and Chester Taylor.

23. New England Patriots - *D.J. Moore (CB) Vanderbilt
- It has to be killing Bill Belichick that Deltha O’Neal is a starting cornerback for his defense. O’Neal was jettisoned from the Cincinnati Bengals of all places. DJ Moore is an instant upgrade and, despite his limited height (5-9), plays bigger and more physical than you’d think.

24. Atlanta Falcons - William Moore (S) Missouri
- Lawyer Milloy is 62 years old. And if you saw Anquan Boldin run away from Milloy with a busted hammy, you understand the need for a younger, more athletic strong safety. Moore is a playmaker and has the ability to be a game changer. The Falcons added young playmakers on offense last year, this year they start with the defense.

25. Miami Dolphins - James Laurinaitis (MLB) Ohio State
- We all know Bill Parcells likes linebackers. And we also know he likes them smart and tough. Smart and tough are personified by James Laurinaitis. Channing Crowder is a free agent and Akin Ayodele is not getting any younger. Laurinaitis fits well in South Beach.

26. Baltimore Ravens - *Darrius Heyward-Bey (WR) Maryland
- As much as Joe Flacco’s rookie year reminded me of Ben Roethlisberger’s initial campaign, one thing was different. Big Ben had Plaxico Burress and Hines Ward…Flacco has Derek Mason and Mark Clayton. And that was highlighted in the playoff loss to the Steelers. Heyward-Bey would add size and speed to that receiving corps. And the Ravens would save a ton on moving expenses for the local product.

27. Indianapolis Colts - Tyson Jackson (DE) LSU
- With Ron Meeks’ “resignation”, there appears to be a change in philosophy brewing in Indy. It seems there will be use of bigger, more versatile defensive linemen. Tyson Jackson is just that…big and versatile. He can play the base end as well as line up inside. He has good quickness for a big man and really good size for a quick guy…if that makes sense.

28. Philadelphia Eagles (From Carolina) - **LeSean McCoy (RB) Pittsburgh
- I’m guessing that the thought that his job may be on the line in 2009, Andy Reid makes some changes in his traditional draft strategy. Besides, Correll Buckhalter is an unrestricted free agent and the Eagles would be better served by moving on with the younger, more explosive McCoy. Chris Horwedel, wipe that smile off of your face, young man!!!!!

29. New York Giants - Brian Cushing (OLB) USC
- The Giants pride themselves on defense and being physical. Danny Clark and Chase Blackburn are, surely, prideful. They just are all that physically gifted. Brian Cushing could step in right away and add athleticism and pass rush ability. And with this, the Giants won’t have to shuttle Mathias Kiwanuka back to OLB and further stunt his development.

30. Tennessee Titans - *Jared Cook (TE) South Carolina
- Before all of you start calling me names we can even repeat on Blitz Cast, think for a minute, about what you thought when the Titans selected Chris Johnson late in round one last year. If Jared Cook comes out and posts solid numbers at the combine, his stock could soar similar to Dustin Keller’s did a year ago.

31. Arizona Cardinals - Alex Mack (OC) California
- The Cards’ surprising run to the Super Bowl is great…even for me (a Steelers fan). But there is no doubt that this offensive line could use a few upgrades. Lyle Sendelein is the obvious week link and adding Mack could do wonders for this group. Russ Grimm would love this pick as he is familiar with what a dominant center can do for an offense.

32. Pittsburgh Steelers - Duke Robinson (OG) Oklahoma
- There is no secret that the Steelers’ offensive line needs work now and will need even more after the season. There is a talent overhaul needed badly. Duke Robinson is the perfect player to begin with. He’s big, strong and athletic and should play a big role immediately in the Steel City.

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Todd McShay's 2009 Mock First Round

Be the first on your block to check out Todd McShay's 2009 Mock First Round taken straight from him after the 2008 Draft. #

Right after the 2008 NFL Draft, Todd McShay released his view of what the 2009 NFL Draft would look like. Here it is:

The 2008 NFL draft is in the books, so now it's time to look ahead to
2009.Obviously, there are plenty of variables here, starting with the draft
order. Scouts Inc.'s NFL team looked at 2008 schedules, draft order and
personnel -- including 2008 draft classes and free-agent moves -- and put
together its initial 2008 power rankings to determine the order of this mock
draft.As for the prospects, the talent pool includes every draft-eligible
player. Yes, we know some of the top '08 juniors might not come out early, but
if they're technically eligible for the draft, they're definitely eligible for
the 2009 mock draft.

An asterisk denotes draft-eligible underclassmen, including those who
redshirted or spent a year in prep school.So, with the first pick of the 2009
NFL Mock Draft, the Atlanta Falcons select …




1. Atlanta Falcons -- Fili Moala, DT, USCAtlanta finally gets its
playmaking interior defensive lineman. Moala has flown under the radar to this
point but he should emerge from the shadow of 2008 No. 7 overall pick Sedrick
Ellis and become one of the elite defenders in college football this fall.





2. Detroit Lions -- Michael Johnson, DE, Georgia TechCoach Rod
Marinelli's defense is predicated on speed up front, and Johnson is blessed with
plenty of that. Johnson was overlooked while playing in a rotation last season,
but it won't take long for the rangy edge-rusher to make his mark in 2008.





3. Kansas City Chiefs -- Matt Stafford*, QB, GeorgiaAnother
injury-plagued and disappointing season out of fragile QB Brodie Croyle will
force the Chiefs to address the position with this high draft pick in 2009. If
the supremely talented Stafford continues to progress as he did last fall, he
could easily emerge as a top-five pick next April.




4. Miami Dolphins -- Al Woods, DT, LSUAt 6-foot-4 and 320 pounds, Woods is
a physically imposing defensive tackle with enough size and strength to anchor
the middle of a 3-4 defense.


5. Cincinnati Bengals -- Sen'Derrick Marks*, DT, AuburnThe Bengals got shut
out in their pursuit of an elite defensive tackle in this year's draft, but 2009
will be more kind. Marks is an undersized playmaker with the first-step
quickness to disrupt as a 3-technique tackle, which is exactly what Marvin
Lewis' defense needs along its front.


6. Oakland Raiders -- Andre Smith*, OT, AlabamaSmith stepped in immediately
as the Tide's starting left tackle and continues to improve with more coaching
and game experience. The Raiders could enlist a player with his kind of skills
to take care of their most recent first-round investments in QB JaMarcus Russell
and RB Darren McFadden.

7. Chicago Bears -- Tim Tebow*, QB, FloridaIt's almost certain that the
Bears will need a quarterback come next offseason. Unfortunately, next year's
crop of signal-callers does not look promising at this point. Bears fans won't
be thrilled if the team uses a high pick on another Gators quarterback following
the failed Rex Grossman experiment, but Tebow's unique blend of skills and rare
intangibles might be too good to pass up. Should Tebow elect to leave school
early, however, his uncommon skill set could make him the most difficult
prospect at any position to grade.




8. San Francisco 49ers -- Michael Oher, OT, MississippiOher, who possesses
the size and athletic ability to develop into an upper-echelon starting tackle
in the NFL, would make an ideal bookend opposite 2007 first-rounder Joe
Staley.

9. St. Louis Rams -- Rey Maualuga, ILB, USCMaualuga is the top senior
prospect on my 2009 draft board at this insanely early point in the process,
although he wouldn't be the first senior off the board. I've never seen a
defensive player take over a game the way Maualuga did versus Illinois in the
Rose Bowl, and his recognition skills are clearly catching up with his rare
physical tools.




10. New York Jets -- Knowshon Moreno*, RB, GeorgiaMoreno burst onto the
scene as a redshirt freshman in 2007 and he should build on that momentum as a
first-year starter behind a more mature offensive line during the upcoming
season. The Jets were not able to land McFadden in this year's draft but Moreno
would be worth the wait if he's available in 2009.




11. Tennessee Titans -- Michael Crabtree*, WR, Texas TechDo not pigeonhole
Crabtree; he's not just a product of coach Mike Leach's pass-crazy offense. The
tall, long-armed receiver could be the go-to-target QB Vince Young so
desperately needs.




12. Houston Texans -- Malcolm Jenkins, CB, Ohio StateJenkins made a wise
decision to return as a senior. He needs to improve his footwork and overall
man-to-man cover skills to prove to scouts he's capable of playing corner in any
scheme at the next level. Regardless, the Texans could use his ball-hawking
skills in their secondary, no matter whether it's at cornerback or safety.

13. Denver Broncos -- James Laurinaitis, ILB, Ohio State Laurinaitis surprised
many NFL scouts when he elected to return to Columbus for his senior season.
Assuming he continues to make progress in 2008, there's no reason to believe he
will fall out of the top 20 picks in next year's draft. The instinctive,
high-motor inside linebacker would be a nice addition to a Denver defense in
search of more stout defenders up the middle.

14. Baltimore Ravens -- Vontae Davis, CB, IllinoisThe Ravens need an
upgrade at corner and a young playmaker like Davis, who possesses rare
athleticism for his size, would be an ideal fit.




15. Philadelphia Eagles (from CAR) -- Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, MarylandThe
Eagles failed to land a go-to-receiver in the 2008 draft (no, DeSean Jackson
does not qualify). Instead of going the free-agent route to land a weapon for
veteran QB Donovan McNabb, they might as well use one of two first-round picks
in '09 on a future primary target for future QB Kevin Kolb.




16. Arizona Cardinals -- LeSean McCoy*, RB, PittsburghAfter Arizona failed
to find a complement for Edgerrin James in this year's draft, the Cardinals'
need at running back will be far more pressing in the spring of '09. McCoy is a
supremely talented sophomore who is draft eligible after spending a year in prep
school, and he is reportedly already eyeing the 2009 draft.


17. Buffalo Bills -- Travis Beckum, TE, WisconsinBeckum could emerge as a
top-20 pick if he can add 10-15 pounds to his frame while maintaining his
big-play ability as a receiver during his senior season.




18. Philadelphia Eagles -- Phil Loadholt, OT, OklahomaAfter failing to land
one of the record-setting seven offensive tackles selected in the first round of
this year's draft, coach Andy Reid will be craving a big fella like Loadholt in
2009.




19. Washington Redskins -- Greg Hardy*, DE, MississippiHardy is flying
under the radar right now despite notching 10 solo sacks the past two seasons,
and the Redskins will be looking for a young pass-rushing threat after failing
to land one during the latest draft.

20. Minnesota Vikings -- Percy Harvin*, WR/RS, FloridaStaying healthy
for a full season would all but guarantee Harvin a spot in the first round of
the NFL draft, either next year or in 2010.

21. Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Ciron Black, OT, LSUThe Bucs will be looking to
enlist the services of a talented left tackle prospect such as Black, who
displays quick feet for a 6-5, 315-pounder.


22. Green Bay Packers -- Max Unger, OT, OregonUnger, who projects as a
first-day pick in next year's draft, is the type of versatile lineman the
Packers typically covet.


23. Cleveland Browns -- Ricky Sapp, DE/OLB, ClemsonSapp is an up-and-coming
talent with outstanding speed and pass-rushing potential. He should fit
perfectly as a rush linebacker in a 3-4 scheme like the one employed in
Cleveland.


24. Seattle Seahawks -- Duke Robinson, G, OklahomaThe Seahawks are still
looking for a long-term solution at left guard, so why not use this pick on the
player who is at this point the top prospect at that position.




25. Pittsburgh Steelers -- Tyson Jackson, DE, LSUJackson is among the elite
senior defensive prospects right now but that might not hold up for 12 full
months, as he's simply not a great fit for every team's defensive scheme. At 6-5
and 290, Jackson is best suited to play defensive end in a three-man front like
the one employed in Pittsburgh.

26. New Orleans Saints -- Gerald McRath, OLB, Southern MissThe Saints will
be looking for an injection of youth and athleticism at linebacker and the
speedy, undersized McRath falls in line with that objective.




27. New York Giants -- Brandon Spikes, ILB, FloridaThe Giants could use a
quick and powerful tackling machine like Spikes after failing to address that
need early in the 2008 draft.




28. Jacksonville Jaguars -- William Moore, S, MissouriMoore emerged as a
playmaking machine in 2007, when he notched 114 tackles and eight interceptions.
At 6-1 and 215 pounds he could be the versatile strong safety Jacksonville needs
opposite FS Reggie Nelson.

29. Indianapolis Colts -- Vance Walker, DT/DE, Georgia TechWalker has
the right blend of tools to provide depth along the interior of Indianapolis'
quick-but-undersized defensive line.




30. San Diego Chargers -- Auston English, DE/OLB, OklahomaEnglish is an
instinctive, high-motor player with very good speed and fluid hips for a young
defensive end. He already has experience dropping into coverage on zone-blitz
looks within Oklahoma's complex defensive scheme.

31. Dallas Cowboys -- Demetrius Byrd, WR, LSUWide receiver is the one
area Dallas did not address during an otherwise promising 2008 draft. Byrd has a
lot to prove as a senior but he certainly has the blend of size and deep speed
it takes to emerge as a first-round draft pick.

32. New England Patriots -- Brian Cushing, OLB, USCThe Patriots continue a
recent trend of drafting linebackers by using this selection on the versatile
Cushing. The 6-5, 248-pounder has experience on the strong side and as a rush
linebacker, which will be attractive to a New England coaching staff that likes
versatility in its linebackers.

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Todd McShay's 2009 Mock First Round

Be the first on your block to check out Todd McShay's 2009 Mock First Round taken straight from him after the 2008 Draft. #

Right after the 2008 NFL Draft, Todd McShay released his view of what the 2009 NFL Draft would look like. Here it is:

The 2008 NFL draft is in the books, so now it's time to look ahead to
2009.Obviously, there are plenty of variables here, starting with the draft
order. Scouts Inc.'s NFL team looked at 2008 schedules, draft order and
personnel -- including 2008 draft classes and free-agent moves -- and put
together its initial 2008 power rankings to determine the order of this mock
draft.As for the prospects, the talent pool includes every draft-eligible
player. Yes, we know some of the top '08 juniors might not come out early, but
if they're technically eligible for the draft, they're definitely eligible for
the 2009 mock draft.

An asterisk denotes draft-eligible underclassmen, including those who
redshirted or spent a year in prep school.So, with the first pick of the 2009
NFL Mock Draft, the Atlanta Falcons select …




1. Atlanta Falcons -- Fili Moala, DT, USCAtlanta finally gets its
playmaking interior defensive lineman. Moala has flown under the radar to this
point but he should emerge from the shadow of 2008 No. 7 overall pick Sedrick
Ellis and become one of the elite defenders in college football this fall.





2. Detroit Lions -- Michael Johnson, DE, Georgia TechCoach Rod
Marinelli's defense is predicated on speed up front, and Johnson is blessed with
plenty of that. Johnson was overlooked while playing in a rotation last season,
but it won't take long for the rangy edge-rusher to make his mark in 2008.





3. Kansas City Chiefs -- Matt Stafford*, QB, GeorgiaAnother
injury-plagued and disappointing season out of fragile QB Brodie Croyle will
force the Chiefs to address the position with this high draft pick in 2009. If
the supremely talented Stafford continues to progress as he did last fall, he
could easily emerge as a top-five pick next April.




4. Miami Dolphins -- Al Woods, DT, LSUAt 6-foot-4 and 320 pounds, Woods is
a physically imposing defensive tackle with enough size and strength to anchor
the middle of a 3-4 defense.


5. Cincinnati Bengals -- Sen'Derrick Marks*, DT, AuburnThe Bengals got shut
out in their pursuit of an elite defensive tackle in this year's draft, but 2009
will be more kind. Marks is an undersized playmaker with the first-step
quickness to disrupt as a 3-technique tackle, which is exactly what Marvin
Lewis' defense needs along its front.


6. Oakland Raiders -- Andre Smith*, OT, AlabamaSmith stepped in immediately
as the Tide's starting left tackle and continues to improve with more coaching
and game experience. The Raiders could enlist a player with his kind of skills
to take care of their most recent first-round investments in QB JaMarcus Russell
and RB Darren McFadden.

7. Chicago Bears -- Tim Tebow*, QB, FloridaIt's almost certain that the
Bears will need a quarterback come next offseason. Unfortunately, next year's
crop of signal-callers does not look promising at this point. Bears fans won't
be thrilled if the team uses a high pick on another Gators quarterback following
the failed Rex Grossman experiment, but Tebow's unique blend of skills and rare
intangibles might be too good to pass up. Should Tebow elect to leave school
early, however, his uncommon skill set could make him the most difficult
prospect at any position to grade.




8. San Francisco 49ers -- Michael Oher, OT, MississippiOher, who possesses
the size and athletic ability to develop into an upper-echelon starting tackle
in the NFL, would make an ideal bookend opposite 2007 first-rounder Joe
Staley.

9. St. Louis Rams -- Rey Maualuga, ILB, USCMaualuga is the top senior
prospect on my 2009 draft board at this insanely early point in the process,
although he wouldn't be the first senior off the board. I've never seen a
defensive player take over a game the way Maualuga did versus Illinois in the
Rose Bowl, and his recognition skills are clearly catching up with his rare
physical tools.




10. New York Jets -- Knowshon Moreno*, RB, GeorgiaMoreno burst onto the
scene as a redshirt freshman in 2007 and he should build on that momentum as a
first-year starter behind a more mature offensive line during the upcoming
season. The Jets were not able to land McFadden in this year's draft but Moreno
would be worth the wait if he's available in 2009.




11. Tennessee Titans -- Michael Crabtree*, WR, Texas TechDo not pigeonhole
Crabtree; he's not just a product of coach Mike Leach's pass-crazy offense. The
tall, long-armed receiver could be the go-to-target QB Vince Young so
desperately needs.




12. Houston Texans -- Malcolm Jenkins, CB, Ohio StateJenkins made a wise
decision to return as a senior. He needs to improve his footwork and overall
man-to-man cover skills to prove to scouts he's capable of playing corner in any
scheme at the next level. Regardless, the Texans could use his ball-hawking
skills in their secondary, no matter whether it's at cornerback or safety.

13. Denver Broncos -- James Laurinaitis, ILB, Ohio State Laurinaitis surprised
many NFL scouts when he elected to return to Columbus for his senior season.
Assuming he continues to make progress in 2008, there's no reason to believe he
will fall out of the top 20 picks in next year's draft. The instinctive,
high-motor inside linebacker would be a nice addition to a Denver defense in
search of more stout defenders up the middle.

14. Baltimore Ravens -- Vontae Davis, CB, IllinoisThe Ravens need an
upgrade at corner and a young playmaker like Davis, who possesses rare
athleticism for his size, would be an ideal fit.




15. Philadelphia Eagles (from CAR) -- Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, MarylandThe
Eagles failed to land a go-to-receiver in the 2008 draft (no, DeSean Jackson
does not qualify). Instead of going the free-agent route to land a weapon for
veteran QB Donovan McNabb, they might as well use one of two first-round picks
in '09 on a future primary target for future QB Kevin Kolb.




16. Arizona Cardinals -- LeSean McCoy*, RB, PittsburghAfter Arizona failed
to find a complement for Edgerrin James in this year's draft, the Cardinals'
need at running back will be far more pressing in the spring of '09. McCoy is a
supremely talented sophomore who is draft eligible after spending a year in prep
school, and he is reportedly already eyeing the 2009 draft.


17. Buffalo Bills -- Travis Beckum, TE, WisconsinBeckum could emerge as a
top-20 pick if he can add 10-15 pounds to his frame while maintaining his
big-play ability as a receiver during his senior season.




18. Philadelphia Eagles -- Phil Loadholt, OT, OklahomaAfter failing to land
one of the record-setting seven offensive tackles selected in the first round of
this year's draft, coach Andy Reid will be craving a big fella like Loadholt in
2009.




19. Washington Redskins -- Greg Hardy*, DE, MississippiHardy is flying
under the radar right now despite notching 10 solo sacks the past two seasons,
and the Redskins will be looking for a young pass-rushing threat after failing
to land one during the latest draft.

20. Minnesota Vikings -- Percy Harvin*, WR/RS, FloridaStaying healthy
for a full season would all but guarantee Harvin a spot in the first round of
the NFL draft, either next year or in 2010.

21. Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Ciron Black, OT, LSUThe Bucs will be looking to
enlist the services of a talented left tackle prospect such as Black, who
displays quick feet for a 6-5, 315-pounder.


22. Green Bay Packers -- Max Unger, OT, OregonUnger, who projects as a
first-day pick in next year's draft, is the type of versatile lineman the
Packers typically covet.


23. Cleveland Browns -- Ricky Sapp, DE/OLB, ClemsonSapp is an up-and-coming
talent with outstanding speed and pass-rushing potential. He should fit
perfectly as a rush linebacker in a 3-4 scheme like the one employed in
Cleveland.


24. Seattle Seahawks -- Duke Robinson, G, OklahomaThe Seahawks are still
looking for a long-term solution at left guard, so why not use this pick on the
player who is at this point the top prospect at that position.




25. Pittsburgh Steelers -- Tyson Jackson, DE, LSUJackson is among the elite
senior defensive prospects right now but that might not hold up for 12 full
months, as he's simply not a great fit for every team's defensive scheme. At 6-5
and 290, Jackson is best suited to play defensive end in a three-man front like
the one employed in Pittsburgh.

26. New Orleans Saints -- Gerald McRath, OLB, Southern MissThe Saints will
be looking for an injection of youth and athleticism at linebacker and the
speedy, undersized McRath falls in line with that objective.




27. New York Giants -- Brandon Spikes, ILB, FloridaThe Giants could use a
quick and powerful tackling machine like Spikes after failing to address that
need early in the 2008 draft.




28. Jacksonville Jaguars -- William Moore, S, MissouriMoore emerged as a
playmaking machine in 2007, when he notched 114 tackles and eight interceptions.
At 6-1 and 215 pounds he could be the versatile strong safety Jacksonville needs
opposite FS Reggie Nelson.

29. Indianapolis Colts -- Vance Walker, DT/DE, Georgia TechWalker has
the right blend of tools to provide depth along the interior of Indianapolis'
quick-but-undersized defensive line.




30. San Diego Chargers -- Auston English, DE/OLB, OklahomaEnglish is an
instinctive, high-motor player with very good speed and fluid hips for a young
defensive end. He already has experience dropping into coverage on zone-blitz
looks within Oklahoma's complex defensive scheme.

31. Dallas Cowboys -- Demetrius Byrd, WR, LSUWide receiver is the one
area Dallas did not address during an otherwise promising 2008 draft. Byrd has a
lot to prove as a senior but he certainly has the blend of size and deep speed
it takes to emerge as a first-round draft pick.

32. New England Patriots -- Brian Cushing, OLB, USCThe Patriots continue a
recent trend of drafting linebackers by using this selection on the versatile
Cushing. The 6-5, 248-pounder has experience on the strong side and as a rush
linebacker, which will be attractive to a New England coaching staff that likes
versatility in its linebackers.

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The Official Beat by the Nudge Draft Value Chart-Quarterbacks

Here's where we start out. We have about two months until the 2009 NFL Draft. Right now, all of the prospective employees in the "No Fun League" are working out with the private trainers that their agents are paying for, trying to get two tenths of a second off of their forty time, or trying to understand the questions on practise Wunderlick Tests.

"Mr. Young, When I asked you what the color of a stop sign was, I was not
referring to the button on your VCR."

So with that, we'll start off with a new instalment of The Nudge's Draft Value Chart. It's pretty simple and self explanatory. We'll look at a position and I'll tell you what round the player deserves to get picked in:

"Based Solely on Field Performance Alone."

I don't care how fast someone can run a forty, or how many reps of 250 a kid could do, Hell, I don't even care about the most important stat of all coming out of the combine, the velocity of the ball on a fifteen yard out. See, everybody could sit there with their stop watches and radar guns, but the simple matter of whether or not someone is a "Player" or not is really the thing that matters. So here's the first installment, let's start with the most important position on the field, Quarterback. I'll give the players in the order that I feel they should be drafted in (trust me, they will definitely not be drafted in that order). I'll give my numerical rating, QB #1, QB #2 etc. and I'll let you know which of the experts are disagreeing me. Here's the thing, guys who have spent over forty years trying to determine who will be successful going from college ball to the pro's have the exact same success rate as a monkey picking frickin names out of a hat. It doesn't matter who you are, or how good you think you are at this, I got news for you, it's all luck.

1st Round

1) Mathew Stafford, Georgia, 6'2" 235. Todd McShay #2QB, Kiper #1 QB, Scouts Inc. #2 QB (Grade 96) (Nudge Grade 85)

2) Dirty Sanchez, USC, 6'2" 225. Todd McShay #1QB, Kiper #2, Scouts Inc. #1 (Grade 97) (Nudge Grade 80)

2nd Round

3) Josh Freeman, Kansas State, 6'5", 238 (Nudge Grade 73) Big frame, big gun, bad decisions. Doesn't read defenses well. Will wind up being over matched in the NFL. Possibly after a number of years sitting on the bench, might actually produce.

3rd Round

4) Rhett Bomar, Sam Houston State, 6'2" 212 (Nudge Grade 68) Scouts Inc #5. Got kicked off of Oklahoma, leading to Bradford winning the Heisman. If Bomar stayed in Norman, it's "Hey, what is the name of the second string quarterback, Branford?"

5) David Johnson, Tulsa, 6'2" 220 (Nudge Grade 68) Great College Player. Scouts Inc #18. I cannot believe how accurate an arm he has, and how well he reads the defenses. Very good college player that will not do well in the pros. Someone is going to take a chance on him in the third or fourth round based solely on his accuracy.

6) Graham Harrell, Texas Tech, 6'2" 199 (Nudge Grade 67) Great College Player. Scouts Inc #6. A system guy, it was the system that put up all those numbers. Harrell just had to sit back and close his eyes. The remote control in Mike Leach's pocket guided the ball to Crabtree et al. Look, I have always knocked two (Three) systems for not producing productive NFL quarterbacks. #1 is the Tedford/Bellotti system of Cal and Oregon, plus a little Arizona State. And the other system is Leach's. Until one of his guys (Cumbie, Kingsbury etc....) becomes a productive part of an NFL System, I wouldn't take a chance on this kid.

4th Round

7) Tom Brandstater, Fresno State, 6'4" 215 (Nudge Grade 65) Good College Player. Scouts Inc. #13 Solid player, nice size. Plays in a pro style offense. Before this year, people were actually talking about him in the second round. Production really dropped off in his senior year. Nice project for a team that has time. Will never be a starter but could be a nice second stringer.

8) Ben Olsen, UCLA, 6'4" 233 ( Nudge Grade 58) Scouts Inc rank #30. Too many injuries. Has been at UCLA since the Carter Administration. Is presently thirty nine years old. Only player in history to get 23 consecutive medical redshirt eligibility waivers. Was hurt way too often to ever be able to tell how consistent he is. This kid is the wild Card of the position. He has all the tools, the maturity, he's not a kid. If a team can keep him healthy, he might be good.

9) Rudy Carpenter, Arizona State, 6'1" 223. Scouts Inc #22. Too inconsistent. Nice stuff when he's awake on the field. Seriously, this kid to out and out disappear off the face of the Earth. Has had trouble starting as the QB in his career. Another project. Don't pick him.

10) Nate Davis, Ball State, 6'1" 217. Souts Inc #4. Great College Player. The Little engine that could. If there's one kid that might, might become a surprising starter in the NFL, its gonna be him. My only problem with him is that once everyone started talking about him as a pro prospect, he disappeared in his last two games. I think he lacks the arm strength. Makes good decisions and uses his legs to buy him some time. Comes out of the MAC, which so far has produced some respectable NFL QB talent.

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The Official Beat by the Nudge Draft Value Chart-Quarterbacks

Here's where we start out. We have about two months until the 2009 NFL Draft. Right now, all of the prospective employees in the "No Fun League" are working out with the private trainers that their agents are paying for, trying to get two tenths of a second off of their forty time, or trying to understand the questions on practise Wunderlick Tests.

"Mr. Young, When I asked you what the color of a stop sign was, I was not
referring to the button on your VCR."

So with that, we'll start off with a new instalment of The Nudge's Draft Value Chart. It's pretty simple and self explanatory. We'll look at a position and I'll tell you what round the player deserves to get picked in:

"Based Solely on Field Performance Alone."

I don't care how fast someone can run a forty, or how many reps of 250 a kid could do, Hell, I don't even care about the most important stat of all coming out of the combine, the velocity of the ball on a fifteen yard out. See, everybody could sit there with their stop watches and radar guns, but the simple matter of whether or not someone is a "Player" or not is really the thing that matters. So here's the first installment, let's start with the most important position on the field, Quarterback. I'll give the players in the order that I feel they should be drafted in (trust me, they will definitely not be drafted in that order). I'll give my numerical rating, QB #1, QB #2 etc. and I'll let you know which of the experts are disagreeing me. Here's the thing, guys who have spent over forty years trying to determine who will be successful going from college ball to the pro's have the exact same success rate as a monkey picking frickin names out of a hat. It doesn't matter who you are, or how good you think you are at this, I got news for you, it's all luck.

1st Round

1) Mathew Stafford, Georgia, 6'2" 235. Todd McShay #2QB, Kiper #1 QB, Scouts Inc. #2 QB (Grade 96) (Nudge Grade 85)

2) Dirty Sanchez, USC, 6'2" 225. Todd McShay #1QB, Kiper #2, Scouts Inc. #1 (Grade 97) (Nudge Grade 80)

2nd Round

3) Josh Freeman, Kansas State, 6'5", 238 (Nudge Grade 73) Big frame, big gun, bad decisions. Doesn't read defenses well. Will wind up being over matched in the NFL. Possibly after a number of years sitting on the bench, might actually produce.

3rd Round

4) Rhett Bomar, Sam Houston State, 6'2" 212 (Nudge Grade 68) Scouts Inc #5. Got kicked off of Oklahoma, leading to Bradford winning the Heisman. If Bomar stayed in Norman, it's "Hey, what is the name of the second string quarterback, Branford?"

5) David Johnson, Tulsa, 6'2" 220 (Nudge Grade 68) Great College Player. Scouts Inc #18. I cannot believe how accurate an arm he has, and how well he reads the defenses. Very good college player that will not do well in the pros. Someone is going to take a chance on him in the third or fourth round based solely on his accuracy.

6) Graham Harrell, Texas Tech, 6'2" 199 (Nudge Grade 67) Great College Player. Scouts Inc #6. A system guy, it was the system that put up all those numbers. Harrell just had to sit back and close his eyes. The remote control in Mike Leach's pocket guided the ball to Crabtree et al. Look, I have always knocked two (Three) systems for not producing productive NFL quarterbacks. #1 is the Tedford/Bellotti system of Cal and Oregon, plus a little Arizona State. And the other system is Leach's. Until one of his guys (Cumbie, Kingsbury etc....) becomes a productive part of an NFL System, I wouldn't take a chance on this kid.

4th Round

7) Tom Brandstater, Fresno State, 6'4" 215 (Nudge Grade 65) Good College Player. Scouts Inc. #13 Solid player, nice size. Plays in a pro style offense. Before this year, people were actually talking about him in the second round. Production really dropped off in his senior year. Nice project for a team that has time. Will never be a starter but could be a nice second stringer.

8) Ben Olsen, UCLA, 6'4" 233 ( Nudge Grade 58) Scouts Inc rank #30. Too many injuries. Has been at UCLA since the Carter Administration. Is presently thirty nine years old. Only player in history to get 23 consecutive medical redshirt eligibility waivers. Was hurt way too often to ever be able to tell how consistent he is. This kid is the wild Card of the position. He has all the tools, the maturity, he's not a kid. If a team can keep him healthy, he might be good.

9) Rudy Carpenter, Arizona State, 6'1" 223. Scouts Inc #22. Too inconsistent. Nice stuff when he's awake on the field. Seriously, this kid to out and out disappear off the face of the Earth. Has had trouble starting as the QB in his career. Another project. Don't pick him.

10) Nate Davis, Ball State, 6'1" 217. Souts Inc #4. Great College Player. The Little engine that could. If there's one kid that might, might become a surprising starter in the NFL, its gonna be him. My only problem with him is that once everyone started talking about him as a pro prospect, he disappeared in his last two games. I think he lacks the arm strength. Makes good decisions and uses his legs to buy him some time. Comes out of the MAC, which so far has produced some respectable NFL QB talent.

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